Nah...Zdrovia?

The self-love of Googlin' one's own name comes with a price. Apparently I made the Russian IMDB, which sounds like something from Firefox, the wonderful Clint Eastwood film. (Yes, "film." That's right).

What the ад?*

Also,
somebody lifted a scene from a novel of mine.

Wouldn't that be simply marvelous if I dedicated the rest of this blog to my novel-writing?!?

Ahem... Where'd you go?

*"ад" means H-E-double hockey sticks in Russian. According to Babelfish anyway...