exorcise

Lose weight...embrace Jesus!!!

I went monk-style Saturday night and stayed in. Woke up early this morning and, while channel surfing, noticed every other station was either sociopathic televangelists or infomercials for exercise equipment developed by retards.

Losing weight is good and all, provided you maintain your health. And finding Jesus is cool, provided you leave him where you found him--so others can come to him of their own volition. I know we Americans suck at maintaining a separation of church and state, but Jumping Jacks with Jesus goes beyond all comprehension.