8.30.2005

bell


Who is this cad?

I saw Fantasia on the big screen the other night and thought he resembled W. Mostly around the eyes.

The coolest part was when the church bell rang, signalling the dawn. Super W totally freaked like a redneck coming down from crystal meth.

But not your garden variety redneck...



This is the type that has visions as he or she comes down at six in the morning. Visions of Christ clipping his toenails or the Virgin Mary checking her voicemail.

So, what went wrong with Disney?

At ten bucks, Fantasia is worth the moola. There's some fuzzy, warm stuff in there, too--unicorns and cupids, lovey-dovey crap...

That's when I went and got some snacks.